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pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:

the best part for me is the utter shock of the server

This man is just like traumatized for life like-

He has to go into counseling for this shit 

His family and friends and even coworkers feel alienated

“Henry we talked about this-“

“HE TOOK THE ICE CREAM WITH HIS HANDS”

“Henry that’s what he’s supposed to do-“

“I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY HE ORDERED A CONE IF HE WAS JUST GONNA TAKE THE ICE CREAM-“

“If he gave you the money that’s what he’s supposed to d-“

“A CUP IS 50 CENTS CHEAPER”

He never has healthy relationships with anyone ever again.

His life has been defined by this moment.

This poor guy 

(via writernerdlover)

"We see the Glee Club kids graduate and flip the tassels on their caps, one by one; Blaine hands a tearful Kurt a tissue as he heads for the stage, and Santana hugs Brittany as she does the same. Sue and Will also hug, which is cute, and then Finn and Rachel kiss on stage in front of everyone, which is totally in character, since if they don’t suck face at least ten times per episode the planet stops spinning on its axis and plummets in a deadly decaying spiral toward the sun."

- After Elton - Goodbye Recap (x)

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penisparker:

do you ever just feel like you’re annoying someone with your friendship

(via fluent-in-lesbianism)

yao-i:

Ring around the rosie

A pocket full of posies

Ashes, ashes

1/3 of the European population gets obliterated by the Black Death

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petewetnzmpreg:

blogging is the most fun a girl can have without doing her homework

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